“If you want to test cosmetics, why do it on some poor animal who hasn't done anything? They should use prisoners who have been convicted of murder or rape
instead. So, rather than seeing if perfume irritates a bunny rabbit's eyes, they should throw it in Charles Manson's eyes and ask him if it hurts.”
- Ellen DeGeneres
“If slaughterhouses had glass walls, we would all be vegetarian”.
"Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game."
“I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it’s such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her”.
"When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when the tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity."
-George Bernard Shaw